I found these quotes while working on our Wood Family Reunion Book (yes, mom I am working on it) and if you are surrounded by fisherman like I am, my husband, my sister's husband and my brother-in-law, to name a few, than you might enjoy these:
There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. ~Author Unknown
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. ~Author Unknown
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~Steven Wright
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. ~Author Unknown
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author Unknown
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Zenna Schaffer
I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout... ~Paul O'Neil
Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. ~Author Unknown
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark